I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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