it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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