"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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