CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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