Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
organizing the empties. That sober.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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