Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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