I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
