Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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