I like my sex mixed with concussions.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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