Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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