I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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