Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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