i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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