fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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