All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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