I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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