am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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