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Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?

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(802): View more from Vermont

and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?

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(407): View more from Florida

My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.

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(313): View more from Michigan

There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.

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(303): View more from Colorado

The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.

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(979): View more from Texas

I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.

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