I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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