Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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