I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Randomize
