If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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