We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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