I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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