we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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