Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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