was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
These tits shall not be calmed
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