What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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