She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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