She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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