i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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