States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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