just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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