Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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