We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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