Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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