I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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