That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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