p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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