Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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