i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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