so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
