I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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