I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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