Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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