I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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