his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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