I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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