I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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