Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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