i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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