You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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