TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
