Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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