As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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